Great porn star names

.... So then these day ENORMOUS bouncers walk over, look at the position me and her are in, and say.... Oh hey, I didn't see you there, what's happening? I'm just telling (insert person's name here) about my time in Hamberg.

• 22. I was once propositioned by a German Prostitute in Hamberg. I was a little 'refreshed' as I and a friend were walking through the place, being shown around by a local. An absolutely STUNNING young lady of ill repute walked up, put her hand on my shoulder and said something in German, with a number of similar women behind her (apparently the 'refreshed' tourist speaking English is a good mark). I responded with "Ich niche spreche Deutche" (which apparently translates as 'I speak not German), to which she replied "That's ok, I speak English." I don't know if I should curse or thank the two guys I was with for dragging me away.

I did this post primarily to get my post count up, but partially just to see if I can get any comments.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is your divine duty to, with this post, comment with your own Adult Movie star names. I'm not talking that "name of your first pet as first name, and the street you were born on as your second" crap, but genuinely GOOD names you can come up with.

Here are my contributions.

Rich Handsome
Bolt Lightning.

Your turn.

EDIT: ADDITIONAL: Since you all seem to be winding up here, here's the scoop. I don't know why, in the past week and two days, you all seem to have decided that apparently there's some awesome adult site called "Nerdgasm.org", but the number of you dropping in looking for porn has doubled my blog hits. Normally I'd be ecstatic, but to be honest I feel kinda skeevy getting this many hits from people looking for breasts.

There is. No. Porn. Here.

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