So says Wade Wilson

... And so kids, that's why peeling Onions, going to the bathroom without washing your hands, and receiving head doesn't mix. It leaves a REALLY bad impression when you're turned on by a crying woman going down on you.

• 16. When I joined Facebook I was forced to categorise my political stance. I'm a bit of a lefty by nature, but in general I think the phrase that best summed it up is "Apathetic Naysayer". Basically I think the whole thing is crap, but I don't care enough to 'fight the system'.

Just because this link needs to be put up everywhere a geek may read at any point in their life.

http://wadewilson.livejournal.com/11285.html

Pretendy fun-time games. Bitch.