New label time

... And that's what happened to my kidneys. Want to hear about my duodenum next?

• 41. I'm not very impulsive. What? This is just "100 things about me", not "100 INTERESTING things about me". What, so now I have to entertain you people? I have a life, you know, I'm not just a dancing monkey for your enjoyment.

Bored + not tired despite it being past midnight = Stupid ideas for posts.

Many blogs, in an attempt to be entertaining, have amusing lists. Things like "What not to say when having bad sex" or "What you wish you could say to a boss you dislike" or the ever-popular "What not to find in your colon". Now, as a reversal of the trend, I present a new spin on it.

Instead of providing a list, I'm going to provide a single item that may be on a list, and what lists it may be on.

ITEM: "Honestly, I don't know how it got in there."

• What not to say at a malpractice suit
• What husbands shouldn't say when caught cheating
• What to say when Britney Speares is found on your Ipod shuffle
• How a practicing catholic explains getting caught using a condom
• How not to defend yourself on a murder trial
• Top three lines spoken by athletes caught drug cheating
• How to explain why you have an Allanis Morriset CD
• How men defend the porn their porn whenever it's found by a girl they're attracted to
• What Director Len Wiseman says when asked about Underworld 2's sex scene with his wife
• What Star Wars producers say when asked about Jar Jar Binks and Midichlorians
• What X-Men producers say when asked about why Brett Rattner directed X-men 3
• What "real gamers" say when asked about why the Sims games are on their computer
• What "casual gamers" say when asked about why World of Warcraft is on their computer
• What Marvel Comics writers say when asked about the Civil War series
• What Pac-Man says when asked about the pills in his luggage by Ghost Security guards
• What 'Artistic Movie' directors say when asked about the happy ending in one of their movies
• What Porn directors say when asked about the plot in their movies

Ladies and gentlemen, I got through that list without ONCE refering to anal sex. Go me. Well, except for then, when I sort of mentioned it.

Dang.