THERE IS NO **** HERE

Edit: 25/05/2009I am censoring this page, in the hopes you weirdos STOP COMING TO MY BLOG.


Ok, at first this was kinda funny. Yesterday on google analytics I noticed my blog suddenly received a larger number of hits then normal. Then I checked where they came from.

To people google searching "Nerdgasm *****", "Nerdgasm ****", "Nerdgasm+****" or "Nerdgasm.org", I have NO idea what the hell you're looking for, but it is not here. The picture of me naked is on another site, there is no ***** content here.

I just did a quick check, my site doesn't even come up in the Google top ten hits if you search ANY of those! Please, stop coming to my blog looking for nerdy ****. It was funny at first, but now it's full of squick. Bad squick.


Oh ho, look at me, I learnt how to link.

Aren't I clever.

P.S. Blazing Saddles is AWESOME.

P.P.S. Wall-E is just as AWESOME.


Edit: Additional:

Since posting this, the **** people continue to show up, and they're now jumping straight to this page.

Seriously, no porn. Can one of you tell me WHY so many of you are googling "Nerdgasm" plus many words indicating ***** entertainment?

Since this phenomena started, I have had numerous google hits on some truely horrific things. Seriously, somehow a couple of people even managed to get here looking for German ***** entertainment. My personal favourite, my absolute top of the peak favourite creepy search term that somehow got to my blog?

"aeris kotor ****"

Yes, I know writing it will result in more hits from people looking for it. But seriously, if you're looking for Knights of the Old Republic/Final Fantasy 7 ****, you DESERVE to come here so I can mock you.

The Internet is for ****, we all know that, but why do you have to look up some weird-arse shit? Who honestly thinks "man, this crossover would be so hot", and then goes looking for it. Honestly, are normal ******* not enough for you people?

I seriously hope rule 34 fails for you.