In place of actual geeky content I had to think about, here is a list I came up with in twenty minutes. Enjoy.
These are those conversation segue's that can never lead in a good direction. Seriously, NONE of the possible topics of conversation these can transition to, are good.
1. On the topic of Alpaca's...
2. Oh, speaking of police brutality...
3. Since you mentioned horendous smells...
4. While we're discussing onomatopoeia...
5. Yeah, talking about your stupid habits...
6. On the subject of bad news...
7. While we're talking about how horrible this week has been for you
8. Oh, talking about your dead pets...
9. Hey, talking about shitty remakes of your treasured childhood memories...
10. Now that you mention pregnancy...
11. ... and that scar leads me neatly into this next topic...
12. Oh, as long as the topic of your toothbrush is up, I should let you know....
13. ... and speaking of lawsuits, you remember that dude you pissed off?
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4. While we're discussing onomatopoeia, bang bang pow whoop ping zap blam.
See, it's not *that* bad.
If a segue devolves a conversation into random noises, I'd say it's a bad segue.
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